LOVE YOUR LION

THIS MONDAY AT BB, WE'RE INTRODUCING OUR OFFICE LION, OSCAR. THAT'S RIGHT. WE HAVE A LION.

Formerly known as Wild in Paisley, in his former life Oscar was part of the "Pride of Paisley" Wild in Art Trail, organised by Paisley First. Following a charity auction, in aid of the town's two hospices, Oscar has become a much-loved member of the BB Team. He's also a confirmed party animal, having joined us for the dancing at Oor Kate's wedding... 


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Oscar in the Wild
Party Oscar

Q: Oscar, there’s a conundrum here. You are Art. What are you doing in an agency?

A: Just look at me! I'm clearly made for a creative environment - I bring a little joy and inspiration to every day. And of course, clients simply love me.  

 

Q: So what do you do here? Just Lion around? 

A: Puns - the lowest of wit! Now that you mention it, I feel I’m here to add a touch of class, a bit of a regal air about the place. It doesn't always work, like that time I was adorned by fairy lights at Christmas, but for the majority of the time my presence inspires awe and admiration.  

 

Q: Well, I thought the fairy lights brought out your eyes... Anyway! If there was a movie made about your life, what genre do you think it would be?

A: There have been a few. Genres that is. That cartoon was a bit patronising in its own way, though the music was good, and Simba certainly had a fantastic head of hair. Born Free looks so dated now too. I suppose fantasy would be rather fetching, I could certainly give Aslan a run for his money. 

 

Q: Have you any weird quirks?

A: I don’t eat meat, which I suppose is quirky for a Lion. And I don’t go out much either these days, after some time of being a street figure. I’m definitely a confirmed indoor Lion now.

 

Q: How about any addictions?

A: Standing still. I can’t give it up. My life in statuary just won’t let me go. 

 

Q: Tell me something on your bucket list...

A: NeoClassicism. As a community art veteran I’ve longed for a setting with drapes and acanthus leaves as a positioning statement that reflects my status as King of the Jungle.
I’m done with the street.

 

Q: If you were part of a sitcom family who's would it be?

A: It certainly wouldn't be a sitcom. It would have to be a high budget costume drama. Head of the family. Lesser creatures can carry the other roles better.

 

Q: From one odd question to the next: if you were a vegetable, what one would you be?

A: Asparagus. King of the greens! Though Broccoli is the real superfood, it does tend to get stuck in one's teeth.

 

Q: Ha ha, good answer. Nearly done, tell me what's your favourite thing about working at BB?

A: The chance to Lead. They have given me my place, and they seem to respect my principles. Apparently this lot are different from the rest.

 

Q: Finally Oscar, could you give me three words to describe yourself?

A:

LOVE YOUR ROAAAAAR!!!


Well ladies and gents, we hope you enjoyed meeting our lovely lion - he certainly enjoyed being in the spotlight. 

We have one final member to introduce, you can wait for this one though - you know the score, keep checking back. 

Until next time, 

BBx